go copying jen! yay! web counter thinger!
i wrote this at 7:44 PM

there, i hope that worked.
i wrote this at 4:22 PM

hello everybody. i am bored as hell.

so, i finally realised what the '10 most recently published blogs' means. it means the 10 most recently updated blogs. cuz i posted then was there and it had mine listed and i was like 'oh, i get it. i'm such an idiot' for not realising what it meant. cuz it's really obvious.

so i got my frosh week pictures back. yay! i'll send them to everyone once i find a scanner. this may take a few days cuz i'm really lazy. ha. there's prolly one in the lab in the new parking structure thing. oh ya, someone tell me how to post a picture, cuz that one from the last post is hilarious.

i'm not gonna post my frosh pictures. cuz i don't want my own face to be all online, and i don't have permission from everyone to do it, either. so i'll just email them to y'all. ew, i said y'all.

i have nothing to write. last nite was fun cuz of the very long cuddling session. like 4-5 hours. i think it's funny that i'm writing things like that even though i just gave everyone on my mailing list the address for this thing. even teachers and adult friends. oh well. hi, teachers and adult friends!

why am i smithers? i'd rather have been lisa. or not. i don't know. sarah's lisa. sarah's always the good characters. ha.

to-nite mark and mike are gonna go to vari hall at around 2 am and play guitars and stuff. it's gonna be so cool. also, the bongos. i guess i'll be doing that. unless other people show up. like jeff. he's good at the bongos. and every other freaking instrument. it's gonna be so cool.

blah. i have nothing to write so i'm gonna go now.

bye!

love you all as much as the amount of boredom that is currently filling my day. yay.

~jessica
i wrote this at 3:42 PM

this pic is so funny! hahaha, this is so funny! wait, how do you post a picture?

i wrote this at 6:52 PM

I'm Smithers, who are you? by Lexi
i wrote this at 6:49 PM

hello all. so, what's new.

i just ate a stuffed baked potato from wendy's and man, was it gross. it wasn't thoroughly cooked. ew.

OSAP is a crack cuz i still don't have it, the bastards.

mark's birthday is on tuesday. damn that. i have no idea what to get him, or make him or whatever. i asked him and he said i don't know. cuz he's a butt hole. that's right, mark, you're a butt hole. he won't even tell me if he wants me to buy, make or whatever. grah. so i told him i'd make him something, cuz i'm cheap, but wtf can i make? tell me, mark, wtf do you want?!

so..... why can't helping people just come naturally to me? why can't i just know how to help? what do i say, what do i do? how do i make my friend's life better?!

blah. blah. blah. i have nothing to write, yet again.

squid whore signed my guestbook. but i don't wanna call her squid whore anymore, cuz that was supposed to be a funny insult and now it's become her name. so, let's call her octopus 2. she signed my guestbook. yay! i want my yearbook. damn chandra. and damn me not being able to magically appear home. ya, chandra, that's right, i just damned you. ha.

sarah's not talking to me for some reason. what a crack-bitch. neither is mark, but i told him to read something, so it's understandable. but sarah's just a crack-bitch.

there's a homo hop on sunday! i am so going! oh, sarah's offline. the bitch.

well, bye now.

love you all as much as the amount of money i DON'T have in the bank. *whimper*

~jessica
i wrote this at 6:25 PM

hello all! i was just talking to sarah and jen and octopus 2. yay! also, yay for the emails that ppl sent me cuz i asked for them.. even if they were short.

so, my self-portrait made me look fat and ugly and with a hamster mouth or soemthing. hooray for not being able to paint yourself! but, i did like my skin. and my shading. it jsut didn't look like me... it was really loose and impressionistic-looking. and that's cool. i'll post it when i find a scanner and when i get it back.

next week we have to paint someone in the class. that's gonna be tough, too, i think. i'm not the worst painter in the class, though, so that's good.

i get my OSAP to-morrow! yay! loads of money! 1500 dollars is a lot to someone who's never had more than 100. wowzers. but i won't spend it all, cuz since i've never had money, i'm not used to seeing something and buying it, i know how to restrain myself, cuz when i have money, i like it. money's a bitch though. seriously, i'm such a communist at heart. except it could never work....

blah. nothing to write. i'm going to get all my books this weekend. well, the ones that they still have, anyway.

goober goober noodle crack.

so my critical issues class is such a blow job. to-day was just an art history lesson on modernism. AND I HAVE ALREADY SEEN AND DISCUSSED AND ANSWERED QUESTIONS AND BEEN TESTED ON AND ANSWERED EXAM QUESTIONS ON EVERY SINGLE ART OR ARTIST THAT SHE MENTIONED. also, her voice is really annoying.

booger booger psycho butt.

so bye now, i guess.

love you all as much as the fact that i have spent both pub nites on this computer.

~jessica
i wrote this at 8:31 PM

i want another 6" veggie sub with extra cheese... mmmmmmm............. :drool:

so, i get to go paint in about half an hour. yay!! oh i'm gonna post this link to this funny site. it's so funny. seriously. you guys will love it. i'm not even kidding. go see it. and watch the blode thingers. it's better with sound, but you can watch them without. they're so funny


that's all i'm gonna say for now.

love you all as much as the amount of hilarity that will ensue upon the going to that site.

~jessica
i wrote this at 1:05 PM

test time!!!

i am not indie at all!




How indie are you? test by ridethefader

Who are you trying to fool? Just because you own a couple of Weezer albums
doesn't mean that you're uberindie. Indie people don't hear about cutting edge
new bands from MTV. At least the ignorant don't know what they're missing...

I am...

Which Fellowship Actor are YOU?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i'm billy boyd, yay.







Which Peanuts Character Are You Quiz


yay, i'm snoopy... sarah's lionus, i think that's cooler.








Which Rainbow Brite kid are you? By Growing.

k, so i never even really watched rainbow brite, but whatever. .... i actually kinda hate these quiz thingers but there's nothing else to do. also, these are all from sarah's cuz i don't know how to find my own....

bye now.

love you all as much as i have nothing to do right now...

~jessica
i wrote this at 2:53 PM

Dienstag, September 17

hello all.

i have about 10 minutes till my tutorial. so what is up with all of you? i noticed that no one has signed my guestbook since the last time i checked. you can all go to hell. i'm quite bored. where is mark? probably in class, that's what i would think. wait, no, that's what i AM thinking. anyway...

chandra emailed me this super-huge email, most of which was this dream she had and i was in it, along with other people. sounded kinda strange. i can't really remember any dreams. i haven't had any, at all, since .... well, i think since i slept in mark's room. he hasn't really dreamt at all either, he tells me. there's something wrong with his bed, i think.

anyway... art history was basically more review from high school. greek architecture. doric, ionic, corinthean. the whole shibang. also, the prof was cool and funny. but i was still kinda bored. i'm not really complaining though, cuz i don't have to learn a whole bunch of new terms and names of buildings and things, cuz i already know them. thank you ms. d!

so, my mind was wandering. to things mostly centered around mark. heh heh. that's kinda funny. well, i'm a teenager, that's what i do.

blah. i so have nothing to write.

last nite i went to greg and andy's to watch memento. it was me, andy, greg and alicia, and i think andy asked me over so he wouldn't feel like a third wheel all by himself. we watched a lot of it, then andy said he was going to sleep and he went for a shower. when he got back, i left, deciding that i needed sleep (even though it was only 12) and greg and alicia were still watching it. andy said we'd watch it together some other time, which sounds good to me.

blah again.

ok, so. i guess i'll go now.

love you all as much as i wish i had my high school art history notes with me.

~jessica
i wrote this at 12:10 PM

Montag, September 16

so, nothing happened to-day. nothing at all. seriously. i woke up at around 10.30 when alicia got home. (hahahahaha. she hasn't actually slept here in forever.) then i watched some tv. then i showered. then i watched some more tv. then i did my nails while watching tv some more. my nails took about 1 hour, dammit. i sound like some stupid slutty ho who does her nails. anyway. then i went on the computer for the rest of the day. i'm going to andy's and greg's to watch memento soon.

i think they're something with this skirt. like it's cursed or something. cuz both times that i've worn it i haven't seen mark all day. grah. just cuz.

blah blah blah nothing to write. IF YOU HAVEN'T SIGNED MY GUESTBOOK, DO IT NOW. IF YOU HAVE SIGNED IT ALREADY, DO IT AGAIN!

that's all.

love you all as much as the amount of nothing i did to-day.

~jessica
i wrote this at 10:19 PM

Sonntag, September 15

okay, so i'm in mark and mike's room and that pillow guy is here. they're all jamin. they all have guitars and i was on the bongo thingers but then i stopped. just cuz. then i felll asleep here at the desk. no more sleep. they started making fun of me and i woke up. i wasn't actually fully asleep.

ya, so NO SLEEPING. I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP. MAYBE WRITING IN CAPS WILL KEEP ME UP. I HOPE SO. if i fall asleep that means i'll end up sleeping here, again. and as i said earlier my back would split in two. sleeping in a chair prolly isn't good for it either. so i'm writing in my blog to keep me up. cuz i don't want to just go to my room and leave the jamin. they succeeded in making the room chillaxin. mike went home to-day to return his car and came back with his keyboard, beaded curtains, a chair, scrabble and a rug thinger. also, his electric guitar and amp. he may have had the guitar here already, i dunno. whatever now chillin can happen to the full extent. yay.

frig, i'm tired. but i love the guitars. it's awesome. i'm gonna stop writing now, but I WILL NOT GO TO SLEEP.

bye. nite. whatever.

love you all as much as this room is chillin. especially with the guitars. and now the keyboard beat, cuz mike gave up on the bongos, much as i did an hour or so ago. no, it was more than that. again, whatever. goodnite.

~jessica
i wrote this at 11:13 PM

Which Harry Potter Marauder Are You?

yay, i'm lupin. so is sarah. wierdness.
i wrote this at 11:03 PM

yay!!! i'm the cute thinger!!! isn't he cute? he's the coolest guy on the show!
i wrote this at 4:21 PM

You are G.I.R! Your duties are to assist your Irken lord Zim in his mission of doom, to find your next taco and to watch The Scary Monkey Show. That horrible monkey... You love the little tacos, you love them good.

Take The Mighty Invader Zim Test!
i wrote this at 4:21 PM

hello everybody.

i'm kinda bored. cuz there's nothing to do around here but sleep and chill. oh, and homework, but i don't have any books yet so i can't do that. aw, what a shame. actually, it kinda is.

so, i spent last nite and the nite before that in mark's bed. that was nice. his bed is much more sinky than mine, though, so to-nite i have to sleep in my own. otherwise, i'll never be able to walk again, on account of my back's pains.

k, so my guestbook is working, maybe it just doesn't work from mark's computer. i dunno. whatever.

yesterday we did the c2. that's c-squared but i don't know how to do superscript on this. i don't know if it's possible. it was fun. now i know all the cool places to go for all your trendy, vintage, used clothing store needs. awesome.

also, we went to seduction but i couldn't find any cock rings. dammit. heh, i'm not even going to explain. it's much more funny that way.

er, i guess i'll go now.

love you all as much as the amount of rain that poured from the sky last nite. man, what a storm.

~jessica
i wrote this at 12:30 PM