i never said that i won first prize for my costume, which i did, but there was only 9 of us or something, and four of that was rez council. so i was only really up against 5 other ppl and there were four prizes. but i won first, so it was cool. i was loonette from the big comfy couch, if you didn't know. it's odd cuz this week i've been winning everything and i've never won a damn thing in my entire life before, unless it was sometihng i worked for or something. but it's odd.

also, chandra are you dead? no? then post something, or sign something or send a damn email, you crack

i wrote this at 4:51 PM

so, yesterday was rocky horror picture show. it was mounds of fun and i won a columbia action figure through a raffle.

i'm just gonna post parts of my conversation with sarah, cuz i don't wanna retype things.

janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
was it the coolest thing ever (the whole rocky horror experience, i mean) ?
so i says to mable, i says:
it was pretty cool
so i says to mable, i says:
i bought a raffle ticket for a columbia action figure
so i says to mable, i says:
and then i wo
so i says to mable, i says:
n
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
!!!!!!
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
whoa
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
coolest
so i says to mable, i says:
i know!
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
thing
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
ever
so i says to mable, i says:
i didn
so i says to mable, i says:
fuck! i keep pressing damn enter. i didn't dress up, me and diane are going again the soonest we can
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
ah. yeah "cuz they pick on virgins" or whatever
so i says to mable, i says:
and then we'll dress up. i really should have, though, cuz there was a costume contest and a 100$ prize
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
yeah, $100 is a good thing to have
so i says to mable, i says:
they didn't really pick on the virgins, though. there were live performers in front of the movie, the frankenfurter was awesome, and the magenta you could tell was a total fan, and she was really really good.
so i says to mable, i says:
we thought that there was a 9.30 and an 11.30 showing (awesome, what did you see?) but we got there at 9.30 and saw the sign that said it was a 9 and a 11.30, so we were like, dammit, so we hung around and went to second cup and then to a park so diane and wiliam could smoke up till 11.30, then we went to that one
janet! dr. scott! janet! brad! rocky! says:
cool stuff.
so i says to mable, i says:
but it was annoying cuz there was so much crap and talking at the beginning that we could have gone to the 9 one, but then i wouldn't have won, and then we wouldn't have seen the cast drunk, cuz they were drinking at the dinner part, cuz it was the frankenfurter guy's birthday

so i says to mable, i says:
also, the movie ended at 1.30 ish, and the subway stops at quarter to 2, so we took the subway to a station further up, missed the last train to downsview so we stood around on a street corner and then got a cab.... don't tell that, either

the don't tell that either is telling her not to tell kt about our hanging around downtown toronto late at nite, cuz i don't want my mom to find out, cuz she'd kill me. so kt, if you ever read this, don't tell mom

when we were in second cup, we were sitting there, at a table in front of a window, and i was sitting in the booth, and these kids came in and were just stanind there, like in line or something, and this creepy dirty man with bags of bread was behind them and then he was looking at the floor and then he bent down to look at the floor, and his head was right near andy who was across the table from me, and i started laughing so hard at the creep factor of this guy and the expression on andy's face, like i was silent laughing, and i was laughing so hard, and i was crying and it was sooooo funny, and then i guess the guy left (all the congestion of the kids had gone) but he had only gone a little further, and then he came back and at first he was looking between me and diane out the window or something, but i was still laughing and i was doubled over and leaning on the wall, and laughing soo soo hard, with tears everywhere but i noticed everyone was really quiet, and so i looked up and this creepy creepy guy was leaning over our table looking right at me, and i was scared shitless, and nobody really did anything, andy (the coward, ha!) just leaned back, and diane said can we help you? or something, but nobody else tried to protect me or anything when this creepy creepy dirty man with bags of bread was leaning toward me, and i was still laughing, cuz it was so fucking funny, but my laughing wasn't as hard as before and then i think i said something similar to what diane said and then the guy left and i started laughing so very very hard, and i couldn't breathe and there were so many tears and it was so funny. and william and sketch were like wtf just happened cuz they had no idea. it was really funny. my stomach hurt a lot.

well, that's very long, so i'm gonna go now.

bye!

love you all as much as the fun that was had last nite.

~jes'ca
i wrote this at 4:41 PM

oh. yesterday i painted a naked man. he did gross poses that made his package look gross. and it was the first time i'd seen a naked man in real life... that means other than in porn. i hope next time we have a woman cuz i would rather paint the female body, cuz it's just hair for genitalia which is better than a short fat dick.
i wrote this at 6:24 PM

so it snowed this morning and justin pelted me in the head with a snowball. it was fun.

and to-nite we're gonna go see rocky horror. and i don't think i'll dress up cuz they pick on virgins who dress up. so me and diane will go some other time and dress up. yay.

i don't wanna make this long in case it doesn't work. so i'll go now.

bye!

love you all as much as the shortness of this post.

~jes'ca
i wrote this at 6:22 PM

hi all. hopefully posting will work this time.

i just read janinee, janunu, jabobo's blog and i agree to the full extent of agreement on that one, ja-9. i also love making ppl laugh. like in class, when i say something, it's usually something that gets a few if not a lot of laughs. it's like my role or something. and i like it. i do say things that are serious, too, mind you. but overall, i'm the funny gal. and it's so good to make other people laugh. and ya, laughter is the best thing to make you cure anything. i can't wait till i have laugh lines.

well, i was gonna say something here. oh yes. yesterday on msn ja-9 asked me what the other rooms in our circus were. so i'll describe them now. i'll write them in the order that the ppl go through the thing.

1. first off, everyone (and there was a huge line-up) was standing in line in the stairwell at the back that hardly anyone even knew existed. i only did cuz i went exploring on thanksgiving weekend, when i had nothing else to do. meaghan was sitting there at a table, dressed in a suit and looking dead on her face. she would hand out ten tickets and those ppl would go through it when the ringmaster showed up.

2. the ringmaster showed up and took them through the door so that they're standing in a dark hall. he introduces the psycho circus. they walk left to this corner that we taped off so that it's as though the hall ends right there. there's a fourtune teller sitting (and looking amazing, like the lighting inside of the crystal ball) she asks for a volunteer. the ringmaster introduced her as this psychic lady we found in an abandoned mine in russia. cuz that was kinda funny. she would use tarot cards and then scream 'DEATH UPON YOU ALL!! UPON YOU ALL! UPON YOU ALL!' then she would start rocking back and forth making this odd grunting noise. then someone grabs ppl from behind this sheet up in a doorway. everyone screamed.

3. they then backtrack and go past the door they came through. at some point somewhere there are these large chairs from ikea that ppl are slamming to the ground cuz they make the scariest noise ever. especially in the dark if you don't know what's going on. they walk up this darkish hallway (everything is dark except for exit signs) and then they turn into the girls bathroom (the hall is taped off there). the bathroom is the 'lost and bound. in case you loose your child or your bag... ' (hahaha) there's a little girl (well, someone dressed up like a little girl) walking around and saying 'mommy, mommy, where's mommy' and she has a dolly (my dolly) and balloons. then this guy in a wife beater with bloody face jumps out and yells at her and pulls her into a stall and starts slapping the wall of the stall, so it sounds like she's being beat. then you hear screaming coming from the shower stalls 'where's my baby!! ANNIE!!! where are you!!' and then they leave that room.

4. at some point here shaun comes out and he's wearing a trenchcoat and a funny looking top hat and he has a green glowstick and he says something like 'master, what are you doing, master, you're not supposed to go in there.' or something. i think it's funny. but i don't know. then they come around a corner and they come to my room, which i already explained.

5. they then come to this hall that we made become all narrow so that they have to go single file. there are ppl grabbing them from behind the wall. it's scary and ppl always scream

6. they pass the kitchen where stupid andreas is doing something. and he threw popcorn all over the floor.

7. the big top. it's the common room and we put streamers on the ceiling to make it look big top ish. jodi and alicia are in there dancing like the creepiest creeps to ever crup. and there's bexy in the corner, looking dead, playing eerily on the violin. alicia and jodi where dressed deadly and creepy also. they come right up to the ppl on point and just stare at them in the face and circle them and touch them. and when alicia put her hands on don kat's shoulders, she screamed and ran around the room.

8. then they leave the common room. alicia and jodi keep followin them into the hall. it's taped off there, and shaun comes out of the taped garbage bags and says something to the ringmaster like 'you can't continue, master.' then sam (the ringmaster) gets grabbed and pulled away, so that the ppl have to go through the rest all by themselves.

9. now they're in our hallway. it's almost pitch black and there are garbage bags hanging from the ceiling. when they get to the end of the tunnel, andrew with the long dreds is standing there. and his hair is up. and he has creepy painting on his body (thanks to moi) and he's just standing there. then he screams at them. and it's so scary. then he starts talking to them in 'african' then he forces them to go through the next hall, which is garbage bags making the ceiling get low so that you have to crawl. and the carpet underneath is wet and soggy.

10. when they stand up after the tunnel, there are bottles and things hanging from the ceiling that they run into. and jair jumps out of a doorway.

11. they pass a doorway with a trapeze hanging and someone laying on the ground, like they died falling off the trapeze.

12. they pass another doorway with the siamese twins (evan and this girl. it's funny cuz they look nothing alike) and they're convulsing and it's scary.

13. i think another person jumps out at them.

14. there's a blacklight in the hall. and then it's over.
also, throughout the whole thing, we had music playing. it was the circus music, and other ambient noises. i can't spell that word. shut up.

tis all for now, kids.

bye!

love you all as much as i shouldn't have done this, cuz i have muchos studying to do and now it's 12.07. and my test is at 4.30. gah.

i also love you all as much as to-nite is gonna be fun, cuz it's trick-or-treating. yay!

i wrote this at 5:37 PM

GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had like this whole post that i had written out earlier (at like 12 ish... about 12 hours ago. [it's 1.17 am]) and it wouldn't post, cuz that happens sometimes. so i copied it. no big deal, whatever, i could just email it to myself and post it later. or just wait awhile and then post it. so then i went about surfing through blogs, and i went to jen's and i read it and i went to the crayon box and i copied a link and i pasted it to my blog and it posted. and i just was here now, and i realised GODFUCKINGDAMNITALLTOTHEFUCKINGSHITTIESHELLEVERCREATEDFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!! because i had forgotten to paste it anywhere. it had taken me like a half an hour to write. and now i don't even really remember everything i said. so fuck it. i'm not gonna try and remember.

sigh.

we just did our haunted house thinger. meaning that we did it to-nite and it finished hours ago and then we all went to the ab (meaning lots of us did) and then i went back with alicia and andy to andy's for like 5 minutes. then i left cuz andy went to shower and so it was just me and alicia and greg. and i was like, okay, i guess i'll leave them alone. not that they were doing anything or anything, i just thought they'd want to be alone, cuz i know i would. we won. meaning our floor won for the haunted thinger. it was awesome. we made it all look like this fucked up circus. and it was so scary. (i went through the last time, cuz we all did, and i was scared even though i knew what was gonna happen.) here's what i did....

the ringmaster lead them through the darkened halls. and when i say darkened, i mean completely black except for exit signs, which are red so are spooky and don't matter. so he leads them to my room. and the door is half closed. and my back is facing the door. and my hair is out and all pretty cuz i moussed it. and i look like i'm doing my make-up, getting ready for the show. and the ringmaster says 'here's one of the stars of the show...' or something and opens the door. and i turn around very creepily and my face is all dead and there's blood streaming out of my eyes and my mouth. and i smile and say ''i'm beautiful, i'm beautiful, i'm beautiful' over and over. then the ringmaster says, isn't she beautiful? and makes them alll say 'you're beautiful' (he tells them, ya, lets just do that so she doesn't kill us or something)_ then i stop smiling and just stare at them. it was fun.

i'm gonna go now cuz i have an 8.30 class to-morrow morning.

bye!

love you as much as this week's gonna rock! (that's the one i wrote before. cuz the haunted house was to-nite. and to-morrow is nothing. and wednesday is band nite in the jcr and trick-or-treating. and thursday is hallowe'en and pub nite. and friday's rocky horror in a theatre. so super totally yay to this week.)

~jes'ca

i wrote this at 2:17 PM

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i wrote this at 2:16 PM